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Back in 2009,Usain Boltset the record for the 100-meter dash at the Berlin World Athletics Championships. Usain did it in 9.58 seconds. Well,Britney Spearsclaimed to have shattered the fuck out of Usain’s record by doing it in under6 seconds! You better sprint, bitch!Britney hopped on Instagram to show us her grand achievement of taking Usain Bolt down. It seems the coronavirus quarantine has turned Britney Spears into the bionic woman! According to Brit Bolt, she has run the 100-meter dash before and her usual time is 6 or 7 seconds, and she pretty much beat Usain in her first try. In related news, every professional runner in the world just announced that they will not be at next year’s Summer Olympics and are retiring from the game, because why bother when Brit Brit’s got them?! View this post on Instagram Ran my first 5 !!!! Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is key …. once I did that I hit 5 !!!!! Usually I run 6 or 7 …. my first try was 9 …. and now I did it whoop !!!!! 100 meter dash !!!!!A post shared by Britney Spears on Mar 25, 2020 at 2:59pm PDTFor the record, I completely believe Sprintney Spears and don’t at all think she meant the 10-meter dash . She got her bum-knee replaced with a bionic part and now she’s a beast. And I bet that her man gets her to run extra fast by dangling a Frapp on a string in front of her.We’ve been seeing a cosmic shift in Britney Spears. Britney posted about theredistribution of wealth and now she’s become the fastest person on the planet! Peak physical prowess and a grip of Marxist theory? Brit Brit is turning into a pop starBlack Widow.Pic: Wenn.comDlisted

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