Elf on the Shelf is Preparing Children For a Dystopian Future

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He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake, is somehow a perfectly acceptable line in a children’s song about Santa. It also perfectly describes the nightmarish surveillance scam that is ‘The Elf on The Shelf.’ Since the namesake picture book was released in 2005, it’s quickly become a popular tool…Jezebel